Things People Do In College.

Flip-flops become as important as soap, and shampoo.

Asleep by 2:30 AM is an early night.

New additions to the food groups: Mountain Dew and Oreos.

Make sure your alarm clock has back-up batteries.

Professors are like celebrities: you see them, but they never see you.

Learn to love your roommate, especially when he/she leaves you the room.

Printers only break down when you desperately need them.

You never thought you would share so much about yourself with people you have known for such a short time.

Computer games go in and out faster than the latest fashions.

Disney movies are more than just classics.

You will hear more stupid nicknames than you ever thought possible.

Cereal makes a meal any time of day

Keep your high school term papers; nowadays, everything is recycled.

ATMs are the devil's advocate.

You never realized how cool you can be.

Keys have never been so important, yet you seem to lose them more than ever before.

You meet the type of people you only thought existed in the movies.

You learn to sleep with light, noise, extreme temperatures, and roommates snoring.

You get good at rationalizing on whether to do homework or not.

Procrastination becomes an art.

Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.

The only reason you ever dress up is when everything else is dirty.

With all the wealth of knowledge around you, you start to feel like you're on intellectual welfare.

Going to the mini-mart is a major treat.

 You get good at rationalizing on whether to do homework or not.

Procrastination becomes an art.

Jeans may be worn as many times as the wearer desires.

The only reason you ever dress up is when everything else is dirty.

With all the wealth of knowledge around you, you start to feel like you're on intellectual welfare.

Going to the mini-mart is a major treat.

Classes: the later the better.

The longer you're there, the less you talk about home.

Always wear your safety goggles. They're not kidding.

You don't learn last names.

People who never talked to you in high school are now your best friends when you come home.

You are NEVER alone

It's amazing how late you can stay up doing absolutely nothing, yet falling asleep in class or in the library takes an average of two seconds.

You never realized how quiet your house was.

You get along so much better with your family now that you never see any of them.

Your life will never be the same again.

Extracted from Funny2.com