Age Humour.

Old musicians never die, they just decompose
Old pilots never die, they just buzz off
Old kids never die, they just grow up
Old atoms never die, they just decay
Old blondes never fade, they just dye away
Old swimmers never die, they just have a stroke
Old academics never die, they just lose their faculties
Old accounts never die, they are deleted
Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance
Old actors never die, they just drop a part
Old architects never die, they just lose their structures.
Old biologists never die, they just ferment away
Old chemists never die, they just fail to react.
Old chemists never die, they just lose their refluxes
Old chemists never die, they just reach equilibrium
Old chemists never die, they just smell that way
Old computer people never die, they just lose their memory
Old computer programmers never die, their computers have fatal errors
Old computer programmers never die, they just byte the dust
Old computer programmers never die, they just decompile.
Old computer programmers never die, they just lose it bit by bit
Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
Old dentists never die, they just look down in the mouth
Old dentists never die, they just lose their pull
Old doctors never die, they just lose their patience
Old engineers never die, they just lose their bearings
Old english teachers never die, they just complete their sentences
Old math teachers never die, they just reduce to lowest terms
Old mathematicians never die, they just disintegrate
Old mathematicians never die, they just go off on a tangent
Old mathematicians never die, they just lose some functions
Old photographers never die, they get sent to the Old focus home
Old photographers never die, they just stop developing
Old pilots never die, they just go to a higher plane
Old trigonometry teachers never die, they just lose their identities

p.s No Offense. =)