Brilliant... No? Part 2

General Ways To Annoy People

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Announce when you're going to the bathroom.

Answer every question with another question. As soon one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Ask people to prove everything they say; eg. "I'm X. Nice to meet you." "PROVE IT!".

Ask people what gender they are.

At random times in a conversation, say "Hi", "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."

Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the".

Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

Buy a goldfish and ask the store owner if they come with chips.

Everytime you see a friend or relative, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.

Face the back when standing in the elevator

Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone starts talking to you.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Hold the elevator until you finished your conversation.

Keep changing the TV channel every 2 seconds.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-O theme.

Make appointments for 31st September.

p.s Again, this post is only for entertainment. I won't be responsible for any problems caused.