Brilliant... No? Part 2

General Ways To Annoy People

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.

Announce when you're going to the bathroom.

Answer every question with another question. As soon one of you says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".

Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

Ask people to prove everything they say; eg. "I'm X. Nice to meet you." "PROVE IT!".

Ask people what gender they are.

At random times in a conversation, say "Hi", "Hello Sir, how are you?" or "Have a good day, thank you."

Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the".

Before exiting the elevator, push all the buttons.

Buy a goldfish and ask the store owner if they come with chips.

Everytime you see a friend or relative, shout, "So we meet again!" and laugh evilly.

Face the back when standing in the elevator

Close your eyes and start snoring whenever anyone starts talking to you.

Honk and wave to strangers.

Hold the elevator until you finished your conversation.

Keep changing the TV channel every 2 seconds.

Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.

Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-O theme.

Make appointments for 31st September.

p.s Again, this post is only for entertainment. I won't be responsible for any problems caused.

Brilliant... No? Part 1

I'm always known for being the annoying person. Can't believe me? Let's see..

Annoying Things To Do At School

1. Organise a bunch of people in a class to emit a low humming noise, keeping straight faces.

2. If assigned a 2000-word paper, draw 2 pictures of what the paper was supposed to be about. After all, a picture's worth 1000 words, right?

3. Write your paper by cutting out words from magazines and sticking them on the page, ransom-note style.

4. Ask people to hold your hand when going down the stairs.

5. Write your History paper on parchment, using a quill. Say that you were trying to get the feel for the period.

6. Make a video presentation of you singing the contents of the paper, opera-style, and hand in that.

7. Write the entire paper on Post-it notes and turn it in by sticking them all over the teacher's desk.

8. Ol, switch alound arr the l's and r's in youl papel.

9. Organise a whole group of people to fall off their chairs at the same time.

 10. End the paper with "This paper will self-destruct in 10 seconds".

p.s This post was only for entertainment. I shall not be responsible for any problem caused.

Hypnotized??

You are sleepy. Very sleepy.....

I've been awake the whole night. Watching-

Hypnotize-r

Watched it on KBS World last night. After the show ended, sub-consciously I went online just  to catch up with the previous episodes. Can't believe that I chose to stay up all night rather than to go to bed since the latter has always been my priority all this while. The main reason was; I look forward to the music but then I got carried away with the whole thing. 

Yesterday's D-lesson was awesome, as usual. Uncle sent the car for servicing last week& I was lucky enough. The hand brake was fine (or else I would injure my left arm-again!) the steering wheel works perfectly, well you get the point. "Worked out" in the circuit. Went through Route C. Met some familiar faces but didn't get to say hi to them. Then, again, drive home. 2 more hours left before the JPJ test. Call me superstitious, but I feel like having extra 2 hours before the test. With Mom& Dad's approval, I will have a total of 10 hours of D-lessons. Most likely I'll be having the test in March. Hopefully I'll be able to get the license before the BIG day. Sorry to spoil your mood guys, but it's 20 DAYS away from the BIG day.

So I guess that's it, for now. I shall have some sleep since everything looks quite blurry right now. 안녕히 주무세요 and buenas noches.

p.s Scroll down to the end of the page. Have fun!

Warning! Gaming Kills

I've been working on with my anger management lately, apart from recovering from the arm injury.

So, I went internet browsing to find ways to solve that problem until I found this...



Whack Your Boss(17ways)
&


Click here to play this game

and


Whack Your PC



Click here to play this game


I must warn that those games aren't suitable for the underage,the elderly and people with bad anger management. I would like to emphasize that I'm not responsible for any damages or phobias caused.

p.s. To my future employees, do not do anything like what the employee in the game did to his boss. To my future employer, it's vice versa.

p.p.s To anyone who despise me or people who hates my guts due to something I did or anything, you may release your anger& hatred in those games.

p.p.p.s. If you can't play the games in this post, you can check it out at
http://www.pog.com/games/Whack_Your_Boss_17ways or http://www.pog.com/games/Whack_Your_PC

Believe It or Not!

                                             Abraham Lincoln- 16th US President

                                        John Fitzgerald Kennedy- 35th US President

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.

John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.

John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain 7 letters.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.

Both were shot in the head.

Here is an interesting one...

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.

Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.

Both were assassinated by Southerners.

... And were succeeded by Southerners.

... Both successors were named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.

Lyndon Johnson who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln was born in 1839.

Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.

Both names compromise 15 letters.

Booth ran from the theater and was caught in a warehouse.

Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.

p.s How cool is that? I meant the whole thing, not the assassination part.

Music Is In The Air

Sam Dong& Hye Mi- Maybe

The other day I watched KBS's Dream High with my uncle. I can't believe that he's into Korean dramas (thumbs up for a middle-aged person like him). I was lucky enough to watch this episode& I immediately fell for this song. Not because of the good looking actors& actresses but the music arrangement;especially the piano and guitar accompaniment. So, I went to search for the guitar tabs and piano chords. Voila! I'm ready to get started with it. It's been a long time since the last time I updated my music files.
 

p.s Few days ago I hurt my left arm and I was hardly able to extend it. So, I didn't do much. Gratefully I'm recovering and hopefully my humerus will be fine in a couple of days. 

p.p.s Dream High wasn't the only Korean Drama I watched. As far as I remembered, I started to watch these kind of series when I was 11 or something like that.

p.p.p.s Can't wait to play like the dude playing the keyboard in the video above. I'm also looking forward to play like the guitar dude in the video. That would be impressive.

p.p.p.p.s I'm sorry that I've no idea what are the actors'& actresses' names since I'm always into the songs not the stars.

I Got Bored

Finished Charlie Higson's Danger Society: The Young Bond Dossier. Suddenly questions came through my mind.

Why is it that when someone tells you that there’s billions of stars in the universe, you believe them. But if they tell you there’s wet paint somewhere you have to touch it?

When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?

When you’re sitting on the upstairs floor, are you sitting on the downstairs ceiling?

If deaf people go to court is it still called a hearing?

Why do they serve a round pizza in a square box?

Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
p.s I've to admit that my alter ego is way smarter than I am. Superb.

4 Down. 4 To Go.

Whoa! Today's lesson was awesome-tastic. Minus the part where the day is too sunny& too bright for a person like me. Too bad I didn't bring along an umbrella (what for?!) and I forgot to put my shades on. What a give away!

I arrived at the circuit quite early. Because the early bird catches the worm, I was in time to meet a couple of partners-in-crime (who their names must not be revealed) before the lesson started. It was great to catch up with old times and also the latest updates about our D-lessons.

Uncle, for being a punctual person, arrived at the circuit at 1200hrs sharp (thumbs up!). Then we started on the going-up-the-hill part. Again, not to brag, after doing the same routine a few times, I successfully got the hang of it. Did some parallel-parking& turning. Then I drove through Route A before going home. The traffic on the way home was unsuitable for newbies, but I managed to arrive home safely and very much alive.

I'm unsure about when the next lesson will be held but I'm really looking forward to it. 4 hours down, 4 hours to go.  Hasta La Luego & Adios.

p.s. I wonder when will I be going for the music class. I don't think that will a surprise to me because I overheard Mom talking about the matter with Dad. I didn't mean to eavesdrop or anything but she spoke too loud the other day. If it's true, I'm 100% prepared for that "surprise". Cool.

p.p.s I think I worked out my biceps while doing the ascending the hill part because the handbrake got stuck a few times.

Excess Vitamin D

Went for the 1st driving lesson earlier this afternoon (finally!). Started at 1400hrs, with parallel parking and the 3-point-turning in the circuit.There were a few newbies, like me, were also doing the parallel parking thingy, so we had to take turns. While waiting, I received EXCESS vitamin D. I regretted for not bringing my towel, since I perspire a lot.

Did the same routine a few times and finally got the hang of it. Then the instructor, whom I would preferably call Uncle, told me that we're going on the road. Finally, we could switch on the air conditioner. Uncle showed me the 3 routes; Routes A,B,C. Not to brag but for a newbie, I did pretty good today. But I can't follow the speed limit- 40 km/h. Come on. It's like the highway. The vehicle in front was so far, made me want to catch up& when I look through the rear mirror, there's like cars tailgating behind. After going through route C, drove back to the circuit. Uncle then demo-ed  the going-up-the-hill part.

The best part was Uncle let me drive back home when the lesson ended. Again I didn't obey the speed limit for newbies. Well, it's my 4th driving experience & 2nd time driving a manual transmission vehicle (hey, who's counting? ME! hahaha). Next lesson will be on Monday afternoon. Guess I'll have to bring some sunblock.

Later this evening, I escorted mom to the grocer's. After we got all the kitchen essentials, she requested me to drive us home. I disobeyed the speed limit- AGAIN. I can't help it since it's auto transmission. Need not worry to change any gears. But still we arrived home safely& very much alive. Gratefully.

That's it for now. I guess. Tener un buen dia & adios.

p.s. If there's any JPJ officers reading the last paragraph, none of the story is true.

p.p.s. After a long time hiding in the shadows and then suddenly got exposed to the sunlight, I felt dizzy. Now I know how vampires feel. Pity them though.

p.p.p.s Now I have another responsibility coming up, apart from being my mom's amateur sous chef, the thing I "fear" the most- THE DRIVER. Gasp.

p.p.p.p.s For those who's unsatisfied with my so-called amateur or lame driving experience story for the day, well, that's your problem. I feel very sorry for you.

p.p.p.p.p.s So far-
Driving experience count : 6
Using manual transmission:2
Using auto transmission: 4

TOO LOUD?? Can't hear you......

The neighbourhood was too quiet. Suddenly heard the sound of kids wailing non stop. Happens daily, at the exact time. Sometimes I wonder whether they are being abused or anything.  Feeling unsatisfied, so decided to have fun. Mwahahahahaha...

Switched on dad's hi-fi, placed some random CD into the player then....
 

and press

until the DEAF old lady next door bangs on the wall. Sorry, old lady.

I COULD do that. but I'm not that EVIL. sigh. I'm too nice with people. Maybe?

p.s Most people, especially teenagers (no offense), would play music on their music players SO LOUD until everyone else are able to listen to what they're listening to. And some of them will say:

My conclusion: They're already deaf- at a young age. Pity.

"Rocket" Launched! Mission Accomplished.

   BLAST OFF!!

Successfully sent the "rocket" into orbit. Even though the preparation got into the way of the time for some other missions. The reasons were I got tired talking to myself (specifically my alter ego)& other non-living objects in this house. I realised that I can't be BFFWOAP ( best friends forever with an old person) because of the massive age difference. I also ran out of books to read& I wouldn't want to read the same book all over again.

To all my accomplices and partners in crime, or in plain English, friends and acquaintances , congratulations because you will be able to differentiate my reality& imaginations. To others, tough luck! No offense, yea?

Au revoir, for now.

p.s If Thomas Edison were able to live up to this day, it's his 164th birthday! Sadly, that's not the reality. Sigh.

This dude failed 10,000 times before perfecting the incandescent electric light bulb. 

Don't worry if you failed once and he said " We now know a thousand ways not to build a light bulb".

 p.p.s  Random question: If you are in your yard, front or back, what are you most likely to be doing? Answer: Backyard. Talking to the plants in a low voice, in case some nosy neighbours listening to my

conversations.