Stupefy!

After the endless waiting and nerve-wrecking moments, Glückwünsche to everyone who thrived  in the UPU (appeal version) results. I'm indeed very grateful and thrilled.

Definitely not the thumb(s) of mine

Now everything is up to you. Do think carefully and wisely as you are about to determine your future. I've been through that phase. I can assure you that the aftermath of your final decision will make you feel a lot better. I hereby wish the very best to everyone!

I'll be going off to my lair now. I shall share today's adventure some other time since I need to wake up super-early for the trip to the airport tomorrow morning.

Auf Wiedersehen!

Reducto!

Does anyone know/ remember the code for SPM History paper? I always did. It's History 1249/1 or 1249/2. Why? Well, I consider myself as one of  those kids who considers (almost) everything very important. Since schools nationwide are already in session after the so-called Summer Break, I believe things become more serious, yet complicated due to time which is the antagonist in that situation.

Among the papers I did during the final year of high school

To my humble opinion, (not offending anyone since I encounter the same problem) I realised that History is among the toughest subject. Never fear, I 'm here! ( It rhymes! Whee..) To reduce(reducto) /help people change their perspective about a certain subject or more. Always treat it/them as your team-mates not your enemies. Why is that so? Go figure that out. I'm sure that you are sane and smart enough to do so. Are you up for my challenge? Scroll down the page. Here we go!

Note: I found this at some other blog. Everything belongs to the owner. No copyright issues intended. Maybe some of my partners-in-crime know the challenge, just play along. I'm going to prove something to everyone later.


MATAPELAJARAN SEJARAH MELAYU MERAPU

Jangan buka kertas soalan sehingga diberitahu.
20 minit
15 Soalan
Jawab semua soalan

Dilarang senyum atau ketawa semasa menjawab, kalau tidak anda akan
digagalkan.

1. Siapakah yang membuka Melaka?
a. Param
b. Parameswari
c. Paramugari Terlampau
d. Parameswara
e. Parang Kontot

2. Pada tahun 1771, seorang penjelajah Inggeris telah tiba di
sebuah kawasan yang dikenali sebagai New Hebrides, siapakah dia?
a. Kapten Hook
b. Kapten Crook
c. Kapten Cook
d. Kapten Cool
e. Kapten Boleh

3. Siapakah yang pernah menjadi pemerintah Sarawak?
a. Brooke Shields
b. James Beruk
c. James Bond
d. Sapok Biki
e. James Brooke

4. Siapakah yang membuka Pulau Pinang?
a. Torch Light
b. Traffic Light
c. Francisca Peters
d. Light and Easy
e. Francis Light

5. Salah seorang pahlawan melayu terbilang…
a. Tuk Janggut
b. Tuk Misai
c. Tuk Sideburn
d. Tuk Misai A Galak
e. Tuk Bulu Hidung

6. Pahlawan Melayu di Pahang..
a. Mat Kilau
b. Mat Silau
c. M Daud Kilau
d. Mat Sentul
e. Mat Rempit

7. Siapakah Residen Inggeris di Negeri Perak yang dibunuh oleh
Datuk Maharajalela?
a. Jawa Jerongos
b. J.W.W Birch
c. Jay Jay
d. J.W.Marriot
e. Jawa Rangers

8. Negara manakah yang menjajah Tanah Melayu selepas Portugis?
a. Ayam Belanda
b. Bela Anda
c. Blender
d. Belanda
e. Blunder

9. Apakah antara hantaran yang diminta Puteri Gunung Ledang kepada Sultan Melaka?
a. 7 dulang hati nyamuk
b. 7 dulang tongkeng ayam
c. 7 dulang tahi hidung
d. 7 dulang tahi lalat
e. 7 dulang gigi arnab

10. Siapakah puteri Pahang yang mencintai Hang Tuah?
a. Tun Mahathir
b. Tan Tin Tun
c. Tun Tak Tahu Eja
d. Tun Teja
e. Arnold Susahanakeja

11. Siapakah puteri Negeri China yang berkahwin dengan Sultan Melaka?
a. Puteri Hang Li Po
b. Puteri Kepala Hotak Hang!
c. Puteri Opah Hang!
d. Puteri Hang Go Poh
e. Puteri Hang Cing

12. Ikan apakah yang melanggar Singapura?
a. Ikan Bilis
b. Ikan Masin
c. Ikan Kembung Masak Asam
d. Ikan kekek mak iloi-iloi
e. Ikan Todak

13. Siapakah Ketua Kominis Malaya?
a. CIMB Bank
b. Chin Peng
c. Soh Chin Aun
d. Chim Pan Zee
e. Chin Chau

14. Siapakah diantara berikut adalah Laksamana Melaka yang terbilang?
a. Hang Tuah
b. Hang Buah
c. Hang Limau Kasturi
d. Hang Kuah
e. Putera Shazlan

15. Laksamana manakah yang derhaka kepada Sultan Melaka?
a. Hang Sebat
b. Hang Lebat
c. Hang Jebat
d. Hang Berat
e. Ham Peh


So, how was it? Tell me how well you did. (To be frank, I didn't do so well because I LAUGHED). Just ignore that. How did you figured out the answers?  I'm sure that you'll be saying of course I know the right answers! The other options are ridiculous and don't make sense at all! Even my younger siblings can answer that.

Try to think back, search deep inside yourself and ask : "How on Earth did I knew the answers on the first place?" (minus the outrageous options)
Did you read and gain information in the past? Or did someone tell you the story behind a certain event/ the fact before? Actually, it happened to me. Due to my curiosity, I managed to discover new paths and answers.
I treated those "Evil" subjects as my buddies and we managed to settle our differences in the end.
 

p.s My first-ever post with sentences in the local language.
p.p.s The challenge is only for entertainment and stress reducto. Never underestimate the power of the subjects. It will never be THAT easy. Do expect the unexpected.
p.p.p.s I will not be responsible for any failures or problems caused. It's your decision to create your own future.
p.p.p.p.s No copyright issues intended. Questions do not belong to me. Again, I'm not responsible for any offences, grammatical errors and emotional disturbances (?!) caused by the owner.

Guten Tag!

Good Morning, World!
Yup, here I am on Monday Morning. Well, the local summer break is finally over, so there's practically no one to entertain me.

Friday was definitely superb since I was given the golden opportunity to meet a few partners-in -crime at the airport. Managed to catch up with the old times and current updates about each other. That day became more meaningful when I get to meet a couple of partners-in crime virtually via

Dankeschön to those people. You really made me smile from ear to ear. I really hope to be given the privilege to meet (almost) everyone before we our own separate paths.

Gratefully Unfortunately I won't be going for another business trip. I declined that generous offer. That person has to learn to be more independent and braver since I will not be there for that person when college starts. I pray that person will be safe at all times. I hereby apologize for my absence during the trip.

p.s  I'm left with 18 days more to enjoy this so-called holidays.
p.p.s Currently working on my spelling, need not to worry about my accent. It's not that easy when you're using Brits' English for approximately the past 18 years.

Untitled. Again.

Is it wrong for an 18-year-old to ask permission from Mom to buy this?

Seriously. Who doesn't like Oreos?

Certain people laughed/giggled, made fun of me and even the store crews even smile at my antics. And I was smart enough not to be rude and laughed with them too! Like people say, "Never laugh AT people. Laugh WITH them."

Besides, it has been a habit of mine to ask permission from an adult before attempting something or it would definitely been impolite. I can't control what others do or think. It's their problem.

p.s Again, is it wrong for an 18-year-old to ask permission from an adult and who doesn't like Oreos?

Love Letter.

Fine! You've got me! I

Sadly, you're wrong.So I win! Haha! Nope. Not that kind of love letter. I'm guessing that each one of you would be wondering why I chose those words as the title of this post. To be frank, I don't know why either. I might be experiencing some blog-writer's block or something.

After the endless waiting moments I finally received the love letter from MARA/INTEC today. I'm grateful. I also settled the air tickets and hotel reservation. Next, I'll have to start repacking(since the one-way trip to Labuan was cancelled), go for medical check-up and pay the college fees. I insist calling INTEC- college, no matter what the others say. Final decision. Case closed.

The Cover

The 1st page of The Love Letter

Students' Handbook

p.s Still have no exciting and bombastic stuff/materials/ideas to be posted here. Sigh. I shall go back to staring at and understanding words and illustrations on papers.
p.p.s I actually wanted to create some bizarre introduction since the title of this post is definitely way out of my league. Unfortunately I decided not to, in case some group of people with torches and pitch-forks comes hunting and chasing me or something.

Auf Wiedersehen!

Untitled.

My apologies since I do not have any exciting things or stories to share, yet.

The whole family went on a so-called adventure at the countryside today. Sorry, no photos.

Supposed to go to bed early last night so I could wake up early for today's adventure, instead stayed up last night just to arrange and classify the books possessed.

Top shelf

Middle shelf

Middle Shelf Part 1: Horrible Science& Horrible Histories Section

Middle Shelf Part 2: The "Journal" Section

Big Nate Series.

The books featured in this post are the recent ones available in my lair. The total number of books owned in 2 years is 90. Consider myself as a book-lover but not a bookworm.

Random thought:

Too much reading causes

No reading at all

p.s Sorry for the low quality photos since they were taken approximately around 0120hrs.
p.p.s Not offending anyone or anything with the comic strips. It's just entertainment.

Wie Geht's Everyone!

Everyone or should I say almost everyone would ask me "Wo Bist Du Denn Gewesen? " or in plain English "Where Have You Been?". Let's just say that I was versteckt sich hinter dem schatten. I've been unfair to most of my partners-in-crime since I keep reminding them to update their rockets, which I didn't. Entchuldigung guys. Now here I am! Unfortunately I don't have anything thrilling or exciting to be posted here, yet. Just bear with me along the way.

Gratefully I'm well and still very much the same person. Everyone has already started the journey that could determine their future, including my Vettern. No worries! I'm already on my way.

I was supposed to be the first among the vettern to leave this city. Turns out I'm the last person to do so. Wishing them the best in everything. I do hope that they realise that their parents are extremely proud of them. Believe me, I saw everything behind the scenes but I didn't tell them because I don't want to ruin anything. All the best, face any challenges along the way without any doubts, never stoop down to uncivilised people's level because you guys are a million times better than them.

I know I rarely say this but here goes. Ich liebe dich, vettern and everyone! Together we make everyone especially our parents and family proud and be role-models to our siblings and everybody. I can assure that we'll in this situation when we meet up again in the future:

Vettern and I in the future.

Partners-in-crime and I in the future.

Leap of  elation

Some of you might be wondering about certain foreign words which I used in the previous paragraphs. I've been using Deutsch to communicate with one of my partners-in-crime on some social network lately. Try 

for faster results unless you possess

or something similar. Unfortunately, not offending Google or anything,but I realised that some phrases/sentences are translated directly. That's when you encounter difficulties in figuring out the real meaning of the phrase or sentence.

I guess I'll stop here for now. Stay tuned for more updates and etc.
Auf Wiedersehen! 

p.s I still wonder why am I very optimistic. That's good, right?
p.p.s To LS0801( my cartoon-loving buddy) and everyone else, enjoy this short-film from Pixar.

Today. Version 2.0

Today was the day that I was suppose to take the one-way flight to Labuan. But, I changed my decision to accept MARA scholarship and stay in this city for less than 2 months.I'm guilty that Mom had to waste RM 1.1K for the air tickets to Labuan, since it's booked online so the tickets couldn't be cancelled. I'm deeply sorry Mom. I'll make it up to you one day.

Yesterday, went to STS Band Concert 2011 Day 1 with the whole family. Sat among the front rows, Didn't meet anyone. Not offending anybody, but I like (sort of) that kind of situation. I wanted to go again tonight but I didn't, due to some reasons; especially I already watched the concert! Haha!
Sorry for the low quality of images and video. I haven't posses proper gadgets for that purpose. 

Coldplay On Stage

I would like to take this opportunity to wish LS0801 and SA0703 all the best in everything, endure and enjoy orientation week, prove that you deserve to be there, face any challenges, update your blogs, take care and FIGHTING!!

p.s I guess I'll continue my so-called speech later since I'm in a hurry. Sorry for any grammar mistakes.